Puede que mi inglés sea una mierda pero mi kunfú es mejor que el tuyo
- What are you doing, crazy-woman?
- I'm touching the peppers. Call me lazy-woman now.
- It's only Monday. Be good with me. What does mean that you're touching the peppers?
- Ouch, you know that I'm doing nothing.
- And what the hell do the peppers have to do with being lazy?
- Well, forget it; I'm so tired to explain you.
- Tired? About nothing!
- Yeah! I'm Spanish, remember? I'm lazybones.
- Yah, but I don't understand you already. What's the release between peppers and do nothing?
- The same as cats/dogs and raining. Did you want anything or you just called to hear my beauty voice?
- Oh, yes. May you send us the last manifest, please?
- You're always so polite. I'll send you tomorrow.
- Today
- No, tomorrow. Do you want that I spell it? I've learned today
- No, I want the manifest, please.
- All right, all right, I'm so lenient; I'll send it you tomorrow. Bye Englishman.
- No, wait...
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- Hi crazy-lazy-woman
- Hi English man.
- Let me guess, are you touching peppers?
- Yeah but now I'm touching them with virtuosity
- What the hell? It doesn't matter. Today I sTue4sday.
- ¡Ole mi niño, lo listo que es! Congratulations! you can read the calendar. ¡The next one reading the hours!
- Ha, ha, ha, you are not funny. Where is my manifest?
- Your manifest? I don't understand you.
- I quote: "I'll send it you tomorrow".
- Wauuuuuuuuuu and you can quote which hour I told you that I was sending it you?
- Hour?
- Yeah! Hour you know, those things that people use to measure the time.
- When are you sending the manifest?
- This afternoon.
- What time?
- This afternoon, bye.
- what...